Nice Expression

[brianWE]

Heard one, yesterday....
Female cop advised they had to use spray to subdue a violent offender and were taking him to hospital to be de-contaminated.
Asked for another crew to attend the hospital to assist.
"This bloke is gonna go off like a frog in a sock when we try to get him out".

I liked it. Graphic

[Mike Alpha]

I heard a beauty on the Ambos the other day.

Young female ambo says, "So shall we take the car to the workshop?"
Operator replies, "well, no. If you've put unleaded in a diesel vehicle, it won't be going anywhere"

Mike

[brianWE]